tshaped - t-shirt reviews

Wanna make a statement and look good doing it? Most political t-shirts available online were designed by stoned activists fumbling around in Microsoft Word. For your sense of fashion as well as your sense of civic duty I’ve collected a few politically powerful t-shirts that spread the word and are well-designed.

Is it Charlton Heston in full makeup? No! It’s George W. Bush and he’s leading the four horsemen right to your doorstep…or at least to the feet of the republican party!

I don’t get this t-shirt. I mean, Iraq is west of the eastern U.S. isn’t it? Therefore it should be covered by Manifest Destiny. Seriously though, isn’t this just another Heston Planet of the Apes t-shirt?

Sure it’s violent but if capitalism would just skip the bull it would certainly be easier than greasing the pockets of the local third-world oppressive government.

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I love anything with the word “super” in it…Super-duper, Supertoys, Superman, and of course supper-time (minus the second “p” it’s super-time and that’s what supper is…SUPER!). When I saw Superhick06 I knew it was a t-shirt for me. It’s tough to find t-shirts in the played out arena of hicks but this one satisfies my snobby standards (I think it’s the headphones with the dual antennae!).

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Do you remember that scene in dumb and dumber when Lloyd tapes their pet bird’s head back on and sells it to the local blind kid? That bird is now wreaking havoc cavorting and imbibing with these death ponies. What a life…flying around with a scarf made of duct-tape, getting drunk and spreading death and destruction to an entire planet.

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I’d like to take all the joke t-shirts on Funk Unlimited and bury them in the woods…except the Forest Shirt. Sure the saying is stolen from any one of a hundred or so National Park websites and it’s not even a joke. There are also hundreds of cruchy t-shirts with the saying slapped across the chest surrounded by air-brushed bears and eagles. None look as good, however, or are as cheap. Maybe I’m pushing it, just trying to find something, anything, of value on this run-of-the-mill site. Nah, it’s still a shirt I’d wear…especially for under ten bucks!

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